Signs + No Social Life

Aries: Because why should I deal with annoying ass people.

Taurus: Because I could just eat lmao.

Gemini: Because I could stalk my crush.. I mean scroll through my social medias.

Cancer: Because my bed is just inviting me into it.

Leo: Because Youtube.

Virgo: Because I need to catch up on my celeb news.

Libra: Because I want to take a nice long bubble bath.

Scorpio: Because.. wait what social life.

Sagittarius: Because I could just talk to my friends from my bedroom in my PJ’s.

Capricorn: I could but Netflix.

Aquarius: Because sleep.

Pisces: Because I forgot to text back.

The Signs as Tumblr Moments

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: Being so far down your dashboard and finding a post you really like but accidentally pressing the wrong key on your keyboard which refreshes your page and you lose all motivation to find it again

Taurus: The instant contempt you feel for any uncultured peasant asking you what tumblr is

Gemini: Not ever being satisfied with your theme

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Mars in Aquarius

Aquarius is a fixed air sign, ruled by Saturn, which again is an enemy of Mars. This is however, a positive position as compared to Mars in Capricorn because Aquarius is a humanitarian and accommodating sign while Capricorn natives tend to be reserved, stubborn and aloof already, and Saturn intensifies this tendency of Capricorn. People with Mars in Aquarius focus more on the intellectual side of life. Their organization ability is quite strong and they tend to be calculative and logical in their approach. These natives can be good leaders, because they think for the masses. If you are born with Mars in Aquarius, you are likely to be a broadminded justice-loving person. You seek freedom of speech and movement, for both yourself and others.

You come off as a very stable and dependable person; people trust you and rely on you quite easily. You also expect the same level of loyalty and reliability from others, especially your life partner. There is always a need for novelty in your life. You like to experiment a lot, and this tendency is also evident in your sexual life. You always try to do and expect something new from your partner. As a person, you are quite a humanitarian and perform good deeds. You are a very compassionate and good-natured person. You are often involved in virtuous activities of some kind.

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Venus in Aquarius, Mars in Aquarius: You are the coolest of the cool—a detached and thoroughly rational Lover for whom sex means little beyond a momentary thrill and, occasionally, an opportunity to make more conventional people uncomfortable. The attitude you take toward sexual pleasure might seem very free and uncomplicated but, even though you lack the animal lust that plagues some people and the emotional vulnerability that limits other, your sexual nature is subject to its own kind of problems. How you think about a person, or a relationship, or sex in general will greatly impact your ability to relate to that person sexually. For you, it only takes one errant thought to spoil a whole evening. Given your intellectual approach to sex and your love of freedom, fidelity can become a very touchy issue. You must have your independence and if holding on to a relationship means compromising your free spirit, you response is generally going to be, “See ya.” In fact, you’ll often opt for your freedom even when that choice means no sex at all. Still, relationships are important to you and, no matter how many times you are disappointed, you will never stop looking for that honest and complete intellectual partnership that is your ideal.

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