the signs as code comments in the spider-man v…

part two in a series

ARIES: Shouldn’t be in TOSS_GRENADE state

TAURUS: More 256C palettes used than expected
GEMINI: Don’t collide with yourself idiot
CANCER: Repeated softspot
LEO: Fire Matt, he fucked up the rhino XA. Actually, kick him in the nuts first
VIRGO: something’s wrong in the state of denmark
LIBRA: Hmmm… these aren’t equal! Fire Matt immediately
SCORPIO: What the fuck? Scorp ptr isn’t scorp
SAGITTARIUS: Tried to do two fade ups
CAPRICORN: numFrames <= 0 illegal. you’re under arrest dipshit
AQUARIUS: Unknown die state
PISCES: No ribbons?

the signs as code comments in the ps2 enter th…

aka a game, according to The Cutting Room Floor, that’s “well-known for being a complete buggy mess”

ARIES: SPU WAD STREAM FAILED! BIG FUCK! TELL TONY!
TAURUS: load failed: background-object “%s” has too many polygons. Around 1000 vertices pr object is the max
GEMINI: damn you for spawning this many particles at once 
CANCER: soren made a booboo
LEO: WHO’S CALLING MY CODE SHADY! I PITY THE FOOL WHO’S CALLIN’ B’S CODE SHADY! PITY I SAY!
VIRGO: If you are a scripter please tell soren that you have the breaklevel assert. And let him debug it on your machine. Don’t just assume that he already knows about it. Thank you
LIBRA: WARNING: STREAMING DATA IS DANGEROUS
SCORPIO: All files unlocked. Remember to remove this feature from the final version!
SAGITTARIUS: Hey pasteeater, you’re trying to draw an incomplete text element. 
CAPRICORN: Not good. Definitely not efficient. And not allowed. So Fix It.
AQUARIUS: Whore ass. Too many portals. Recursive loop most likely
PISCES: WEAPON NOT FOUND! STATS DEFAULT TO NIOBE PISTOL!! 

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