aka a game, according to The Cutting Room Floor, that’s “well-known for being a complete buggy mess”
ARIES: SPU WAD STREAM FAILED! BIG FUCK! TELL TONY!
TAURUS: load failed: background-object “%s” has too many polygons. Around 1000 vertices pr object is the max
GEMINI: damn you for spawning this many particles at once
CANCER: soren made a booboo
LEO: WHO’S CALLING MY CODE SHADY! I PITY THE FOOL WHO’S CALLIN’ B’S CODE SHADY! PITY I SAY!
VIRGO: If you are a scripter please tell soren that you have the breaklevel assert. And let him debug it on your machine. Don’t just assume that he already knows about it. Thank you
LIBRA: WARNING: STREAMING DATA IS DANGEROUS
SCORPIO: All files unlocked. Remember to remove this feature from the final version!
SAGITTARIUS: Hey pasteeater, you’re trying to draw an incomplete text element.
CAPRICORN: Not good. Definitely not efficient. And not allowed. So Fix It.
AQUARIUS: Whore ass. Too many portals. Recursive loop most likely
PISCES: WEAPON NOT FOUND! STATS DEFAULT TO NIOBE PISTOL!!