the signs as slay the spire cards (defect and …

hfollowing up part 1, which I did when there were only two characters

ARIES: TURBO

TAURUS: Protect

GEMINI: Chaos

CANCER: Melter

LEO: Reinforced Body

VIRGO: Mental Fortress

LIBRA: Judgment

SCORPIO: Tempest

SAGITTARIUS: Talk to the Hand

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CAPRICORN: Alpha

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AQUARIUS: Creative AI

PISCES: Wish

the signs as random team member names in worms…

ARIES: Ronnie Rampant
TAURUS: Streaky Bacon
GEMINI: Whiplash
CANCER: The Face
LEO: Seventies Babe
VIRGO: Cravat Man
LIBRA: Venus Demilo
SCORPIO: Soulhunter
SAGITTARIUS: Frank Black
CAPRICORN: Goaty Beard
AQUARIUS: Chuckle Brother
PISCES: Pink Perm

the signs as code comments in the ps2 enter th…

aka a game, according to The Cutting Room Floor, that’s “well-known for being a complete buggy mess”

ARIES: SPU WAD STREAM FAILED! BIG FUCK! TELL TONY!
TAURUS: load failed: background-object “%s” has too many polygons. Around 1000 vertices pr object is the max
GEMINI: damn you for spawning this many particles at once 
CANCER: soren made a booboo
LEO: WHO’S CALLING MY CODE SHADY! I PITY THE FOOL WHO’S CALLIN’ B’S CODE SHADY! PITY I SAY!
VIRGO: If you are a scripter please tell soren that you have the breaklevel assert. And let him debug it on your machine. Don’t just assume that he already knows about it. Thank you
LIBRA: WARNING: STREAMING DATA IS DANGEROUS
SCORPIO: All files unlocked. Remember to remove this feature from the final version!
SAGITTARIUS: Hey pasteeater, you’re trying to draw an incomplete text element. 
CAPRICORN: Not good. Definitely not efficient. And not allowed. So Fix It.
AQUARIUS: Whore ass. Too many portals. Recursive loop most likely
PISCES: WEAPON NOT FOUND! STATS DEFAULT TO NIOBE PISTOL!! 

the signs as baba is you properties

(I lied slightly, I am in a job application process but also have sunk many hours into this game)

ARIES: MORE
TAURUS: STOP
GEMINI: TELE
CANCER: FALL
LEO: BONUS
VIRGO: PULL
LIBRA: BEST
SCORPIO: EMPTY
SAGITTARIUS: MOVE
CAPRICORN: WIN
AQUARIUS: WORD
PISCES: FLOAT

The Signs as Destiny 2 Exotics

(another submission)

ARIES: Mk. 44 Stand Asides
TAURUS: The Chaperone
GEMINI: Liar’s Handshake:
CANCER: Knucklehead Radar
LEO: Wings of Sacred Dawn
VIRGO: Truth
LIBRA: Sweet Business
SCORPIO:

An Insurmountable Skullfort
SAGITTARIUS: Anarchy
CAPRICORN: Coldheart
AQUARIUS: Eye of Another World
PISCES: Getaway Artist

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