the signs as things donated on bbc’s the museu…

ARIES: The urge to press red buttons that you know you shouldn’t press
TAURUS: The concept of hygge
GEMINI: The New Emperor’s new clothes, which change colour when you lie
CANCER: A vial of one’s own tears
LEO: A mirror showing unfinished masterpieces
VIRGO: The equation for the perfect marriage
LIBRA: Side B, track 14 on disk 8 of a Pioneer LaserDisc karaoke machine (”I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor)
SCORPIO: Fifty Shades of Grey
SAGITTARIUS: Privacy
CAPRICORN: The smell of an estate agent
AQUARIUS: A gay bomb
PISCES: Childhood, represented by a badly knitted jumper made by your nan

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